Welcome to another edition of the “The Valero Verdict” movie review. In this I will give you a quick movie review with a couple of bullet points of which I either liked or disliked. I will end the review with rating of the movie and a short overall thoughts.
On the docket today, What Men Want, the female driven version of the 2000 movie What Women Want. This one starring Taraji P. Henson.
The scene from the trailer in which she catches the ball, I probably saw that trailer a trillion times and even when it came on in the movie, it was still hilarious.
Why does sex in movies so outrageous looking? I will never understand why the over-blow how sex really is vs. how they portray it in movies.
Tracy Morgan as the Lavar Ball like character is absolute MASTERFUL, OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Just brilliant.
I laughed, and laughed a lot. Between the Psychic scene in which she is playing with Tarot Cards and bust our a Uno Skip card to the Club Scene where they are acting like straight fools, I laughed from start to finish during this film.
Taraji P. Henson, she’s a star, period. She’s one of my favorite actress in Hollywood. I will always catch a movie she is in, in theaters.
It’s a feel good movie, it teaches you that you should watch how you treat people on your way to the top.
*** out of ***** stars
The flow of the movie just worked, it started up, went down, somewhere in between act 1 and 2 we got our set-up and we settle down and got our ending. While the movie was predictable from start to finish and it’s okay, as long as the story works, and it did here. I enjoyed the remake (revision) and wouldn’t hate the idea of a sequel either.
Should I See It?: Yes, absolutely yes. If you are thinking of seeing a movie this weekend, this should be the one. It’s a feel good movie with a whole lot of laughs.
Welcome to the first edition of the “The Valero Verdict” movie review. In this I will give you a quick movie review with a couple of bullet points of which I either liked or disliked. I will end the review with rating of the movie and a short overall thoughts.
On the docket today, Cold Pursuit, the action packed movie starring Liam Neeson.
The score of this movie had a very “western” feel to it, but the movie set in the Colorado Blizzard, it was kind of weird.
Tom Bateman was a fantastic bad guy in the movie, they did a fantastic job of making him a big time douche bag and making you buy it with every moment he was on the screen.
I was a big fan of the “ruthless” side of Liam Neeson that we really hadn’t seen. He really just kicked some ass without asking a whole lot of questions.
One the flip side of that, my one big bone to pick was that you really didn’t have a background story on how Neeson’s character was such a “bad ass”. He turned Citizen of the Year to Cold Blooded Killer in a span of 10 minutes. I know his son got murdered but still, a little background goes a long way.
I was a massive fan of the “RIP” of the characters after they died, it was a nice little touch.
** ½ out of ***** star
The variety of plot holes aside, it wasn’t a bad movie. The
revenge plot is beaten to the grave at this point in Hollywood, especially in
Liam Neeson movies but this was a little different which made it a tad
Should you see it?: I wouldn’t rush out to the theaters to catch this movie but I do say it is certainly RedBox worthy.
Drunk kid in a car hungover, I think we’ve all been there
Oh snap…. we’ve got a bunch of science mumbo jumbo talking
Science teacher is a tad mean. Why are teachers so negative? Aren’t they supposed to be positive?
I love how in movies you can get text from “Unknown caller” – because that’s literally impossible
Yep, typical dumb kid going into random rooms. I hear noises I’m running, the opposite way.
Mean ass dog part II
Dude on the skateboard didn’t spill any coffee coming around the corner? Lol k
RECAP OF THE FIRST ONE
LMFAOOOOO A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM
DICK SHOT 😳😳😳😳😳
Dick head teacher is back.
Thank god for movie pass, (I have
no clue why I came to see this)
Oh no, a super serious moment in a super
dumb cheesy horror movie. Why?
Safest place was a basketball game,
and they just didn’t know it was baby mask wearing night.
Random horror chase scene where our
protagonist runs to no man’s land where there is nobody in sight but the big
Why can no one ever be quiet when
Clone/Twin and somehow a short guy
with a wrench can fend off two security guards, is leaving an option?
Slow motion the random science
thing blew up, k…..
Ohhhhhhh so he sent her back to
past now? She gets to relive it all over again? K….
I’m sure the republicans would love
the throwing of the global warming paperwork.
Pissed off Global warming folks,
outed a gay guy what’s next?
TOODLES. Who says that?
She’s never seen Back to the
Future. Well they were kind of meh anyway, I forgive her.
Now offending Anne Frank and Helen
Keller, Jesus. And now the handicap.
The Moms still alive? Who didn’t
see that coming…. actually I didn’t.
Wake me up when this shit is over,
like it’s not even funny bad.
Oh snap. The killer is on the
How in the hell did he miss her by
like 20 feet with that swing of an axe?
Won’t lie I kind of dug her falling
off the cliff.
I literally am thinking about the bomb smoothie I am going to make when I get home.
Banana, Strawberries and milk…. sounds so good right now.
Oh yeah, the movie. They are
talking about science and her coming back to life and blah blah blah
Oooooo fun, she gets to killer
herself a bunch of times.
Oh no, she jumped out of the plane
in a bikini and landed right in front of the loving couple as she gave us the
bird, the audience (of like 9) laugh out loud.
Just saw that Marriott changed their app to read Bon Voy…. why?
People in movies always be breaking
out of hospitals like it’s nothing.
So she ultimately decided to stay
in the past? Meh.
Closing loops now folks.
Back to seriously moment
Oh little boy toy is going to save
So disrespectful, she’s got her
shoes on her bed. Even in a hotel. Gross.
Mommy/Daughter moment. THIS IS A CHEESY HORROR FILM. STOP TRYING TO BE SO SERIOUS.
Who nicknames their kid TREE?
So many serious moments.
As a movie lover, I hope the
director/writer/producer make millions off this.
Omg. Are really really really deep
serious moment now? Cheesy cliché after cheesy cliché.
Dick head teacher is back to ruin
This movie is never going to
People are actually laughing at this dumb movie, oh no they stole the continuum transfunctioner
I hate the way people use cell
phones in movies.
Oh no, the cheating hubby is the
killer. Twist the wife was in on it. Boy toy to save the day again!!!!!!!
Omg that was so cheesy, someone
shoot me. That killing was absurd and dumb.
THE END …….
The ending the kid says “omg I just
shit my pants” and the guy behind me just about fell out his chair laughing.
After credit scene? The FBI has arrived to take all the kids, please let this end. Maybe this is the beginning of the new MIB.
*1/2 out *****
I gave this movie a half of a star, well because someone had to make the movie and I respect that.
I am sure there are going to be people out there that like this movie, and good for them. But I am not one of those said people.
Horror movies should never take themselves super serious, and this movie tried way too hard. I don’t think the movie even understood what it was trying to be. One minute you had her being serious with her Mom and the next you are making awful jokes about Helen Keller, like do one or the other, not both.
Obviously we weren’t going to get amazing acting, we were going to get a cheesy horror flick with campy ideas with a couple of laughs and so cool killing. I don’t think any of that happened once. This movie was not my cup of tea.
Tell me what you thought of the movie, hit me up on here or talk to me on Twitter @rickygangster
The trailer for MA landed yesterday and I am here to breakdown my thoughts on it.
First off, HOLY CRAP. I had absolutely no clue about this movie coming out.
Octavia Spencer take MY MONEY!!!!! She looks like a certified crazy psychotic lunatic!!!!! And I am totally here for it.
Look kids in movies are always getting a bad look, ask random stranger to buy booze, they do and boom invite you to their house to throw a party? Kids these days.
I’ll be honest it looks like a typical Horror movie, jump scare, don’t do this/they do it type movie, they pay the consequences for doing it. I will say that Spencer had me sold, because honestly this movie provides minimal interest for me with an unknown in that role.
Ma hits theaters May 31st
Tell me what you thought of the trailer, hit me up on here or talk to me on Twitter @rickygangster
So the official, official trailer for the Aladdin movie has hit and man has the social media world set fire.
So I am here to breakdown my thoughts of the trailer.
The music/score throughout the trailer was fantastic. I really enjoyed the variety of the tone as the trailer went up and down. Which honestly isn’t shocking, Disney is well known for great scores.
The BIG REVEAL…… Man did set the social media world on fire last night with some amazing commentary and amazing memes. Including my favorite (only cause I made it)
My initial thoughts are WHAT DID YOU REALLY EXPECT? I mean honestly? What did you think a Live Action version of a Cartoon Genie would look like? – I do believe Will Smith could bring a lot of the comedy that Robin Williams brought to the table, I look forward to his performance.
This is going to be one BEAUTIFUL film, just from the snippets in the film that we get to see, it’s artsy and very colorful.
I really have my concerns with this film being a live action but honestly from the trailer, it really sold me.
Aladdin hits theaters May 24th.
Tell me what you thought of the trailer, hit me up on here or talk to me on Twitter @rickygangster
(Only person in the theaters, this movie is going to make billions)
We’ve got fashion week folks, oooooooooooooooo he just said honey we ain’t paying you to think.
Fashion show people seem so mean.
We’re going to Mexico and in this movie there are no walls.
Based on a Spanish language film? Had no clue.
Sisters are excited to see each other, dancing and now reminiscing over old pictures and drinks.
He bought the kid a toy, he said holy shit. Yikes, parenting is not a plus here.
Miss Baja America …. I think I could win
OMG FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS
Oh, she just got her but grabbed, dudes are dicks. She’s in the bathroom and now dudes are breaking into the club.
She’s American, sooooooo they let her go? Interesting.
They are now shooting up the club, Bala is running outside and now tried to call the best friend.
She left the best friend in the club? Wow worlds worst best friend.
So wait, she fell asleep in the diner? And just woke up? And they let her? I’m confused.
She got in a cop car and said she saw everything and the cop said when we get to the police station tell them everything. Hahahahaha he pulled over and said he was going to get his lunch and walked into a hotel and she just sat in the car. LOL
She’s in deep shit now. The big boss is now interrogating her.
He’s cutting deals, she helps, he lets the friend go. I totally trust him.
He’s now making her drive a car to some random place, (obviously scene from trailer) we about to blow up the safe house. She doesn’t seem thrilled that she had a part in that. He signed her up for the pageant, ha.
He gave her one of those Motorola flip walkie talkie phones.
She broke free, she’s now running in heels, and ran towards a guy, welp. This ain’t good. Oh wait, it’s the FIVE-O.
He’s awfully handsie for a cop, and a dick.
Cops making promises that I’m sure he can’t keep.
This is like taken but with a female lead. The little kid turned on her phone to find games on that old ass flip phone only to get her in trouble with the big man.
So they’ve now taken over her house, to save one of their fallen soldiers.
Ummm he’s making her take his boots off, cause he’s had a long day. He’s making her strip, I mean he’s making sure she ain’t wearing a wire duh.
Oh no, Rueben is dead!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I just got to know him. (As the lifeless body they tried to save in this random ladies house)
He’s now telling stories about a girl he knew in high school.
They strapping money to her, Wolf of Wall Street style. Loading her car fully of dope.
Homie sidekick has some issues with the American, he’s going to gut her Godson like a chicken, that’s a little harsh.
Driving through the border looks like driving through downtown Nashville during rush hour traffic.
Anthony Mackie has arrived. Does he make good movies?
DEA has a mole inside his operation.
So a powerful guy in Mexico and she’s going to try and get him arrested by setting him up? She does understand other bosses exist? Dumb American.
GUN FIRE, repeat GUN FIRE …. she’s making a run for the double doors!!!!!! The cops lied, repeat the COPS LIED…. shocking. No cop was waiting for her. The cop just said she was on her own. Wow.
I get it, she saved him after he got shot but hundreds of bullets flying and not one hits him, unreal. One thing that really bugs me about action movies.
Anyone remember the Mole TV show? That was I think on Fox? That was such a good show.
Set the kitchen on fire and now going through the phones and replacing the chip in another phone. Smart move. That was single handily the best part of this whole movie.
He’s teaching her how to shoot. AR-15 made in the USA comment felt forced.
This is extremely boring. And now we get story time.
Damn she put the police bug inside the chicks phone, damn. That was predictable.
I seriously skipped nap time to see this movie.
They found the best friend, she’s being sold as a sex slave. Sounds like a very familiar storyline.
She had to win Miss Bala American, get invited to the party and get in the police chiefs bedroom, he kills him and she gets her best friend. Sounds really easy.
She WON OMGGGGGGG SHE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She’s awful with these fake ass tears.
The sisters have reunited!!!!!!!!!!! She just realized that her new boy toy is a liar. Duh. I am absolutely shocked he was lying to her.
Gun fire everywhere, LOUD NOISES ….. LOUD NOISES
Oh man. She’s fired a gun once and now she’s about to shoot everyone. BIG EYE ROLL.
Oh no, she shot him. Didn’t see that coming.
Anthony Mackie is a cop, that kind of surprised me.
Shoot gun once, shoot bad guy and now work for the CIA… cool
* out of ***** stars
This movie was super predictable from start to finish. It has become so frustrating that in ALL action movies trained shooters can’t seem to shoot a target in the middle of the field.
The story was bland, lacked a lot of substance, it felt very Taken like. Nobody will mistake any of this cast for award nominations any time soon. It was just really lazy writing, poor execution, and overall poor movie.
So I went to the theaters to see Serenity, it’s been a
little while that a movie has had such drastic differences in opinion, either
people liked the film or they hated it.
I decided to have a little fun with this review and jotted
my thoughts down as stuff transpired during the movie, it was more of a running
blog. I will share my thoughts throughout the film as I saw it and my overall
review of the film will be at the bottom.
Welcome to another edition of the Date Night Review, where I give you my review of the movie, my wife gives her thoughts and we collectively help you decide if this movie is worthy of a Date Night.
I will dive right in, give you the Good, the Bad and my overall thoughts
Kevin Hart/Bryan Cranston: This pairing just works for all the reasons you think it would work. You have Cranston who can be very witty but at the same time he can bring a very dry sense of humor as well, mix that up with probably the funniest man in the planet in Kevin Hart, you have a solid on-screen duo.
Hart: He plays a struggling Dad who has paid for his mistakes by losing out on the raising of his son. He really embodies the role well, I think he shows a little of his acting chops you don’t get to see in some of his over the top funny roles. He makes you feel all the things you need to feel, whether he makes laugh, whether he pulls at the heart strings in the moments he realizes the mistakes he’s made.
Cranston: These roles are not the easiest to play, to play a role in which you have no body movement really, where you just basically can move your face. I have really wanted to see Cranston break out of some sort after how amazing he was in Breaking Bad, while these might not have been that groundbreaking, I do think it’s a step in the right direction.
Nicole Kidman: You know I wasn’t really sure what to expect from Kidman in this, I didn’t get the vibe she would be in this a whole lot and honestly thought she was really good in this. She fit in well with the duo (not acting wise, she’s a rockstar) and really brought some good stuff to the film.
The Funny: I won’t spoil anything but the “Penis Scene” is one of those just hilarious moments in movies that you will be talking about for hours after the movie is over.
The Bad: Predictability? Maybe? Overall Thoughts
*** 1/2 out of *****
It won’t go down as one of the best movies of the year but it certainly will go down as one of the most heartfelt movies of the year.
The directing, the pacing, a fun redemption/overcoming story to fire along a solid on-screen combo makes the movie really enjoyable.
The Wife’s Thought’s: Great movie! I knew it would be a feel good movie but didn’t anticipate the true friendship that was formed. They forced each other to self-evaluate and their banter kept me laughing the entire movie. Thumbs up!!!
Date Night Worthy: Absolutely, a fun, warm, heartfelt movie? It’s the key to the perfect Date Night movie.
I’d like to thank you for joining me for the inaugural edition of the Date Night Review. My wife came up with the idea, so I am running with it. Weekly, we watch a movie, whether we RedBox it or we go catch a movie in theaters.
So collectively decided to help you couples out with being able to pick a movie together based on whether we think it’s a good Date Night movie or not. (Means you only have to fight about what you are going to eat)
So let’s dive right into the movie review, I’ll give you the Good, the Bad and my overall thoughts of the film.
James McAvoy– He was born to play this role, it isn’t an easy one either. He is portraying characters from a 8-year-old little kid to an older lady to a “monster”. He picked up right where he left off of from Split (which I thought was amazing), he is believable, he is raw and he is very real. To have to change characters the way he does within scenes isn’t an easy task and he does so with such ease and every time he is on the screen, you are captivated by him.
Willis & Clark – I enjoyed the relationship between these two, I thought they had good chemistry and the sympathetic figure Clark played was really solid towards the end.
Paulson – I love her, she’s a fantastic actress, and she plays a great role in this. She has a niche and she rocks it. She was one of the few things in this movie that was great.
M. Night Shyamalan – The Story was just mediocre, I was so excited coming off Split and this movie really just disappointed. He was all over the place, he tried to fit pieces into spots that didn’t need too.
Samuel L. Jackson – I didn’t care for his character, he had some funny moments which made you chuckle but outside of that I don’t feel like he really brought anything to the table
** stars out of *****
I was extremely disappointed in this film, this was one of my most anticipated movies of 2019 and it’s the first swing and miss of the year. The movie starts pretty good but somewhere between Act I and Act II it gets lost and never recovers. The ending was drawn out, and I never thought it would end. McAvoy & Paulson are really only great things about this movie, McAvoy was made for this role and I would love to see another Split.
The Wife’s thoughts: I loved James McAvoy, loved Sarah Paulson, loved that key players in Split and Unbreakable were in it. It definitely pulls at the heart strings at times but a very drawn out movie. Momentum was good at first then it kind of fizzled out. The ending was better than expected. Thumbs Down
Date night worthy: Absolutely not, I would not recommend seeing this in theaters, I would maybe wait until it hits RedBox but I don’t think it would be a Date Night worthy.