Thinking Out Loud: Rambo: Last Blood

Welcome to another edition of Thinking Out Loud. Thinking Out Loud is where I go to the movies (or watch one at home) and take running thoughts and notes throughout, it gives you a raw inside look at my thoughts as I am watching the movie. I tend to do this with throw away fun movies (like this one) because while I spoil a lot of what happens, you get the jiff when you see the trailers regardless.

On the docket today, the movie no one asked for another sequel of, Rambo: Last Blood.

  • Plot: Rambo must confront his past and unearth his ruthless combat skills to exact revenge in a final mission.

And here we go. 

Rocky balboa has turned into a horse trainer, sweet. 

Uncle Rambo

A adult like figure tells kid don’t go somewhere kid does it anyone. This is a first in movie history this has happen.

Papa has been found. And she ask the trillion dollar question “Why did you leave me, Papa?” 

Papa said he laid down the law, he didn’t want her, damn. That’s messed up.

Time to go clubbbbbbing Mexico… what could go wrong.

Is this Taken? Girl was kidnapped in a club. Stallone is playing the part of Neeson?

Stallone walking through a club. I swear this movie is JUST like Taken 

Omg the most cringe worthy seen I’ve ever seen in my whole life just happened. He literally was ripping bones out by hand.

900 year old Rambo gets beat up by 40 guys in Mexico, gets his da e cut up and still somehow still alive. K.

Rambo half dead, will now take on half of the Mexican mob or whatever. K.

Damn he hit him in the nuts with a hammer.

Oh she’s dead. Legit only thing I’ve liked about this movie. 

This is Movie is v bad. Like walk outable bad.

Of course. Now ol Rambo is setting up to kill everyone.

I want them to know death is coming, blah blah blah. Stallone is old, this is not even buyable. Shoot me. 

He just walks into these guys place and kills them and chops their man guys head off, k.

I mean I get it “no one knows the tunnels like ol Rambo” but still. 

Oh yeah perfectly shot a bow and arrow after getting shot in the shoulder.

This man literally just pulled his heart out. LOLZZZZZZZZ

The Verdict:

1/2 of a * out of ***** gavels

This was a dumb movie, the plot was taken right out of Taken with Stallone playing the role of Liam Neeson. The story was bad, the acting was even worse and the movie was brutal. 

It at no point was ever good, plot holes the size of Mexico, like they didn’t even try to make it realistic at all.

This was hands down one of the worst movies I’ve seen this year, I am still in shock how bad it really was. I feel bad for Stallone, how did they talk him into making this terrible film?

Should You See It?: Even the creators of the Rambo movie, hated this movie. NO!!! Don’t waste your money or time.

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