So I went and saw Avengers: Endgame for a 3rd time and I figured I would bring back one of my favorite articles to write. Thinking Out Loud, I go to the movies and see the film and keep running notes throughout the entire film. It’s rather fun.
Warning, SPOILERS ARE AHEAD!!!!! So only read if you want to laugh, cry, and enjoy a wonderful ride through this masterpiece of a film.
Who does put Mayo on hot dogs???
Hits you right in the gut, right out the gate with Hawkeye’s family being gone.
Football with paper, those were the good ol days when I was school.
Captain Mehvel to save the day. (still not sure if I really like her or not)
Pepper and tony reunited and about to get freaky.
I thought you were a build a bear might be the funniest thing ever.
Avengers not the Pre-Vengers…. hilarious!!!!!!!
Thanos has a retirement plan. This literally has a batch of one liners to start the reunited phase of this movie.
Insert Thor “I like this one” in front of Captain Mehvel. (side note: I did like this interaction)
When they realized Thanos doesn’t have the stones anymore is the single greatest FU moments in movie history.
Also, Thanos being a sympathetic figure after all he had done. I think one of the better set of writing in a movie. Unreal.
And the midst of a sincere moment, Thor chopped his head off.
AA group led by Steve Rogers, I love it.
As if anyone would ever miss the Mets, this movie tells lies!!!!!
I love the subtle introduction to the gay character in this movie.
Chris Evans speeches throughout these movies are so good. I’ve love seeing him progress from that very first movie to now.
Oh Hi, Ant-man
Captain Marvel with a haircut as bad as her character.
Rocket: going to get another haircut 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀
We are only about 20 minutes and someone just got up to go the bathroom
Where in the world is Hawkeye
Oh hi Ant-man again.
Black Widow: I get emails from a raccoon.
Daddy Iron Man is everything folks. It’s the sweetest thing ever!!!!!
I do enjoy the loving daddy Tony and flipping to dick head Tony when talking to Ant-Man.
Back to the future isn’t a good movie. Sorry folks.
“If you don’t talk shop, you can stay for lunch”
Hulk Banner – Bruce Hulk… whatever you want to call him is easily one of the top 5 favorite things of this movie (don’t fact check me)
Hulk out, dab ……
Tony Stark doing dishes is funny, do you think Downey Jr does his dishes? I doubt it.
Little daughter saying shit? Omggggg how adorable. And she conned him into juice pops.
Daddy Iron-Man is my favorite.
I LOVE YOU 3000 – in my third time seeing this, it still hurts.
Fire up the Continuum transfunctioner
The time travel trial run is pretty hilarious.
When Tony pulls up in the car and give Cap that “I was right and I am the man because I figured this all out” is straight money.
Hulk and Rocket movie is something I never knew I needed until this movie.
Like I said on my podcast (https://anchor.fm/thevaleroverdict/episodes/The-Valero-Verdict—Avengers-Endgame-e3slfq ) number one Halloween costume will be Fat Thor.
They really turned Hawkeye into a bad ass, I really liked his character arc in this because he really is the most boring avenger and made him relevant
The going back in time and killing Baby Thanos joke is hilarious.
Hot tube time machine gets mentioned is amazing
“So back to the future is a bunch of BS” yes Ant-man it is. Also my phone auto-corrects Ant-man to Batman is weird.
Again Fat Thor during Brainstorming session is amazing
Cap with another good speech.
Throwing back to the original avengers when you see how useless Hawkeye and his arrow and Black widow and her little handgun were
Fat Thor and Rocket scene back in Asgard is so good.
That’s America’s ass
Is that Axe body spray. Hahaha.
MATTHEW BERRY. From fantasy guru to Avenger actor. I love it.
Cap vs Cap fight scene is so money.
I feel like the cap seeing the little locket he has of his woman is a very MARTHA like moment from BVS
I did enjoy the way they were to incorporate a way to get Thanos into the fight the way they did.
Scene between Thor and his mom is so powerful and such a raw moment. What any of us would do to go back and get five minutes with someone we love.
Eat a salad
The moment Tony sees his dad, and he’s like a dad in future, and the moment they share with that future understanding that he is having him. Just yes.
And Cap seeing his old flame which inspires future him at the end…. just melt my heart.
This quote: “No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
Black widow with her little gun and Hawkeye with his sword, about to take down a ghost. Haha. Not.
This quote as well: “I don’t judge people on their worst mistakes.”
If anyone looks for a pee break, make it happen between Widow/Eye fight over whose going to die.
A baby in the theater currently won’t stop talking or whining.
Josh Brolin is so good as Thanos, his dialogue throughout these last two films have been perfect.
Nothing like future self-killing past self in the future
Cap getting Thor’s hammer was such a bad ass scene
Choke slam!!!! Thanos destroying the avengers big 3 like the Spurs did the heat.
Phone just went off and kid screaming in the middle of this awesome scene
Avengers assemble scene. My goodness folks. One of the coolest schemes I’ve ever witnessed in theaters. You knew what was going to happen and even in my third viewing gave me chills.
Spidey/Iron-Man reuniting…. allllll the feels.
And Star lord seeing Gamora, be still my heart.
Captain Mehvel to the rescue.
I am IRON MEN
Tony, were going to be okay. You can rest now….
PHONE RINGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOST POWERFUL SCENE PLUS A BABY SCREAMING NOW.
I love you 3000…. My god those words.
I’m here for a guardian’s movie with Thor in it.
Falcon as the new cap, I’m intrigued
Cap and his woman dancing in the living room, all the feels…. all of them. !
What a thrilling ride this movie was the 3rd time around.
Check out my review of the movie here: https://thesportsscript.com/2019/04/26/the-valero-verdict-avengers-endgame/
Subscribe to the Valero Verdict podcast on all your favorite Podcasting apps. Check it out here: https://anchor.fm/thevaleroverdict
Tell me what you thought of the movie, hit me up on here or talk to me on Twitter @RickyValero_